Today was a pretty average day. Birds were mooing their morning songs, music to my ears. Farewell. That's good, farewell. It sums up what hapened today quite nicely. I then proceeded to get ready for the day, the usual. So, let's say this isn't Earth. Because it isn't. Ha, I pity you Earth dwellers. Well, back to the story. I was peddling to school when I came upon something quite interesting. Nothing. I found it pretty quickly to, because when you slam your bike into Nothing it's rather heart-pounding. So I jumped off the bike and ran back into the Something. I looked behing me, and to my horror found more Nothing. Oh yeah, you're from Earth. Ugh, I didn't want to but I probably should. Something and Nothing is very common here, on Earth it's just Nothing. You're Earth's nothing would be like the Tropopause. Our Nothing is more like you're black holes. Meanwhile, our Something would be like your everything. So I'm standing in the middle of Something, the Nothing ready to suck me up any second. To my surprize, and joy, the Nothing had dissapeared and gave me my bike back. I gave a huge sigh of relief only for the Nothing to come back and swallow me whole. Well, crap, that was pleasant. Let me decsribe the process of going into Nothing. It feels like when you jump into Nothing. Now, everything had looked the same. I went to a "park" ony to have the grass tie my feet tgether and the sidewalk try to eat me. I can't even describe what the trees did to me. The "humans" here are pretty... interesting. Luckily for me some Something appeared a few hours into the Nothing. I immediatly flung myself into Somehing. I eyed my balls out from being so happy to be back home. Wait... I meant to say I bawled my eyes out. Oops. Apparentlly, people get worried seeing you crying while lying in the middle of the road. They rushed to my aid, and were horrifyed. Why? Well, let's say there was a nice big wound where my body came in contact with Nothing. I was still crying. Crying, but were