Intro:
Are you ready?
Do you want me?
Aaaaahhhh
Are you ready?
Do you need me?
Diva-ah
Diva-ah
Diva-ah
Diva oh oh woah
Verse 1:
Cigarette
Wrapped around her lips tonight
Lipstick
Smeared as dark as the night
Oh-oh oh
You look to the right
And find a Vouge Magazine
Opened to a fashion cat fight
Diva,
Di-va-a
Diva Diva Diva
Ah oh oh
Looking into
The glass of her boudoir
Looks like
A drag queen memoir
Peeking inside
Of her closet
Looks like
You could bury hope in a casket
Chorus:
Got a case of
The Diva Fever
Gonna make
You want to leave her
For the Diva Girl
Better make him stand straight up
Diva girl
Diva girl
She's gonna come down from above
Diva Girl
Diva Girl
If you don't like her then you got issues
But if you do,
she gonna touch your tissues
Diva Girl
Diva Girl
Verse 2:
Big blonde hair
Gonna give you a scare
Tossed and fluffed around
With no damn care
Bum bum bee do ooh wooh!
Queen of
Hairspray
She uses it on everything
Her hair
Use as you dare
And her.. Dariere.
Helps so her clothes don't wedgie
Oh dear..
I hope you know
You can play piano
Like you play her soul
Oh oh oh oh oh- oh no
Bridge:
Don't have have time
For all your touchin
All I want is your lovin
Don't have time
for all your huggin
All I want is your lovin
Don't have time
For all your kissing
I'm smart enough to know
Somethings missing
Repeat Chorus
Verse 3:
Sunglasses
Bigger than the sun
And stuff in her drawers,
That you don't wanna know about, hun.
I don't understand
Why she NEEDS a man
If I could reach out
And take her hand
Then I could save her
From the place for the damned.
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