Rubbish stories are becoming more and more popular nowadays. But how does one write one? I'm a professional bad story writer! I know all the tricks of the trade.

The first thing that you want to do is to think about a commonly used title. What about 'Resurrection'? Obviously, Resurrection doesn't quite make sense on its own. Let's add something in front of it. What about 'Zombie'? 'Zombie Resurrection', your awful story is already taking shape!

Next you need to add a rubbish plot. This takes time and thought to do but you will get it eventually. A bad plot won't flow and make no sense whatsoever. Let's try this 'The drunk zombie attacked Joe and went to McDonalds'. That is probably the worst plot imaginable. Nobody would think of that (except me; a genius) as it takes true genius to think of a plot so rubbish.

Your next step is to think of rubbish characters. They should have no personality and be completely random in their behaviour. Joe, for example could kill a zombie and commit suicide but laugh during his final moments.

The last thing you have to do when writing is to end your story randomly. It doesn't matter where it stops but the later it stops, the better! Also, remember to either paragraph your story randomly or not to bother paragraphing it at all.

I hope you have fun writing your god awful stories! Ask me any questions you have about writing rubbish stories if you have any.