It was a cold, dark night in RP manor. Boys were having drinking contests and pulling women who preferred to remain unpulled. General chatter and chaos could be heard around the bar. The atmosphere was joyous and yet sinister; as if murder was about to occur...

Sexyboy was an average 13 year old teenager who skated. His behaviour was unorthodox as he preferred to 'cut' his wrist. He and his friend Emoboi sat down at the bar and discussed their female peers.
"That Sexychic is so sexy..." commented Sexyboy.
"Quite." remarked Emoboi "But remember her father is an influential man who doesn't necessarily like her dating habit."
"That doesn't put me off!" said Sexyboy with a hint of pride. Sexychic then came closer to Sexyboy and said in a flirty manner
"Wanna join me in the pool?"
"I'd be honoured!"
"Let me just slip into something more comfy."
Little did she know that she would meet someone other than Sexyboy at the RP room.

Sexyboy allowed joy to pump through his body at his legendary pull.
"I'll see you in the pool." he said in a mocking tone. and walked off. Suddenly a girl screamed and yelled "Murder! Murder in the RP room!"

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Cue Detective L. Z. Elda, world famous detective. He had solved numerous cases and had never left one go unsolved. His vast fortune complemented his rugged good looks. Unfortunately for you, he was married. Anyway, Det. Elda had received a fax about a murder in RP manor.
"Ha! I'll have this solved by tea time!" He got into his luxury automobile and sped off to RP manor.

He arrived abruptly at the manor and knocked on the door three times. The door ominously creeked open and he was greeted by inspector Cody; a poorer, less handsome individual. "Ah Mr. Elda! Do come in!" he said.
"Let me make you tea and I'll discuss the case."
Elda sat down and observed the room. Blood was splattered across the walls and a chalked man lay across the bed.
"Post mortem reveals blunt force trauma to the head by a long, thin and almost conical object."
"Like a snooker cue!" exclaimed Elda.
"Quite right. The contents of her body suggests that she did attend the party.
"Party?"
"Yes Elda. This means that-"
"The killer was somebody in that party!" interrupted Elda.
"Precisely." a teenage boy walked into the room.
"Who was killed?" he asked.
"Sexychic was apparently murdered. In this room."
"Noooooooooooooooo!" shouted Sexyboy.
"Actually coming to think of it I know who murdered her." said Sexyboy.
"Who?" said Elda and Cody simultaneously.

There is a reason why this is part one.