Ah, this thing was running through my head all day. I was listening to Romano's Tomato Song, and randomly remembered a song my parents would always sing:
♪Elena from Spaina♪
...Okay yeah, Elena is /kinda/ my real name. It's just not spelled in the original Spanish way, it's spelled... well, American. Like, the word foreign for example. It'd get changed to forin, cuz that's how you pronounce it. Same thing with my name, ee-lay-nuh.
Oh yeah, sorry if my Spanish isn't correct, this is all self translated "OTL

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Spain: Ahh~ ¡Hoy es muy bonito! Haha, I have the best idea for a woman's name! ¿Elena, es muy diverido, no? I'm so proud of myself! *snickers* Woman all over will love this name!
America: Yo Spain, bro! Whatcha got there dude?
Spain: Oh America! I have just came up with the best woman's name! ¡Tú miras!
America: Hey dude! That's a totally sick nasty name bro! Imma use it~
Spain: ¿¡QUE?! No no, /I/ made it! It's mine! MINE!
America: Dude, don't worry! I ain't gonna steal it! Just change it to Elaynuh*, that'll make it all American bro! For realz, don't worry bout it!
Spain: América...Tu es una idiota...
Amerca: Whazzat bro? I wasn't listening.
Spain: ¡MIERCOLES!**

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*still not spelled how I spell it...
**my Spanish teacher told me that people would often use miercoles, which means Wednesday, as a substitute for a swear word. Kinda like what people say fudge.
-English in order of the Spanish-
1. Ahh, today is very beautiful.
2. Elena, it's very fun, no?
3. Look!
4. WHAT?!
5. America... you're an idiot...
6. WEDNESDAY!!!**