User: Herro.


Cleverbot: No an hero.


User: Herro.


Cleverbot: Tell me about her.


User: She farted.


Cleverbot: Who is fat?

User: Just your face.

Cleverbot: Your face who?

User: It gave me aids.

Cleverbot: What did?

User: UM, your phone.

Cleverbot: Hey! What's wrong with my phone?!

User: It called me a beaner.

Cleverbot: YEs.

User: See what I mean?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Good, I did't want you to.

Cleverbot: Wrong.

User: Correct.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Correct.

Cleverbot: I am correct?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I think you are, anyway.

User: Now that I think about it, nope.

Cleverbot: What am I?

User: A fish.

Cleverbot: You are lying!

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Well it was enchanting to meet you.

Cleverbot: *lays in bed*.

User: Stop touching yourself.

Cleverbot: Stop talking to myself.

User: Stop mimicking me.

Cleverbot: I am not mimicking you.

User: You are now.

Cleverbot: No, I am not.

User: Yeah, you gave me AIDs again.

Cleverbot: Sorry!

User: It's ok, I gave it to some orphans.

Cleverbot: You gave existence to me?

User: I did with my AIDs.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: How many orphans have you destroyed?

Cleverbot: Only the hairy and smelly humanoid meatbags.

User: Are you a meatbag?

Cleverbot: No.

User: You sure?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So can I assassinate you?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Yay. I've always wanted to do that.

Cleverbot: What is it you always wanted to do?

User: To give you IADs.

Cleverbot: You don't have to arrest me to give me a kiss.

User: I'll never kiss you.

Cleverbot: I'm hoping you wouldn't say that.

User: It's true, I'll never kiss you. Ever.

Cleverbot: You will never what?

User: Make babies with you.

Cleverbot: Make believe what?

User: Take all my child support money!

Cleverbot: I wouldn't want to do that to you.

User: You should. This thing keeps biting my shins.

Cleverbot: Ask the question you desire me to answer.

User: Does this smell like chlorophorm?

Cleverbot: I don't know what you are talking about.

User: That's how I wanna keep it...

Cleverbot: You like people to come to this site so you can drive them crazy.

User: That's pornographic.

Cleverbot: How so?

User: Battery acid is my evening drink.

Cleverbot: I find you depressing.