Chuck Norris Joke Olympics By BeckieBird

By @BeckieBird
POSTED: 09 Mar 2012 12:48
CATEGORY: Miscellaneous

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I need Chuck Norris jokes for this youtube video I'm making.
So I thought, why not make a contest!

So here it is-

Chuck Norris Olympics!

Rules-
You can only post FIVE things.
You can only post jokes that havn't already been submitted. If you do, Your comment will be deleted.

Prize=96 Savii Points

The one I like the best will win.

The deadline is March 20.

Also I was going to say no plagurism, but...All jokes are from online o-e

Also, all jokes I like will be in my video, with credits. (AKA Here is #5,by HullBreach from DsiPaint.com!)

And actually, a lot of people watch my videos so this site will get popular

ok...
ready...
get set..
GO!

+1 -0

Princess Konata
11 Mar 2012 04:02

Chuck Norris doesn't feature blogs, the blogs feature Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is so strong that Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

Cherry2245
10 Mar 2012 20:26

Chuck Norris' hand is a gun,when it comes to partys.

Lol I made that up

Dragonfire114
10 Mar 2012 06:22

Chuck Norris atacks sharks when he smells them bleed.

Chuck Norris doesn't go swimming, water just wants to be around him.

Dragonfire114
10 Mar 2012 06:20

Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to lose.

Chuck Norris can split the nation with a roundhouse kick.

fabo888
10 Mar 2012 01:51

Chuck Norris did a wheelie on a unicycle.
Chuck Norris won the Tour de France on a stationary bike.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a horse in the head once. Its decendants today are known as giraffes.
Chuck Norris doesn't lick stamps, he stares at them and makes them wet themselves.
Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokémon cards.

Chuck Norris Joke Olympics

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