There once lived a Noob named Noob.
Noob went into the chatrooms one day, and discovered one of the worlds most mysterious things, someones name was red.
Noob tried and tried to change colors of their name, it didn't work. Noob asked help desk questions, mailed overlords, and many other things. Then, another extrordinary thing happened. Someones name was flashing
Noob was terrified of the event, he must be cursed! Noob wondered why many things were being bestoed upon him.

The next day, Noob said Hi in the chatrooms.

Noob: hi
Fellow Member: So is this 3DS worth buying
Admin: I think it is, the 3D effect is awesome
Noob: i sed hi!!!!!!!
Admin: The cost got brought down, and I think it's worth buying
Admin2: Sup
Fellow Member: Sup Admin2
Noob: Y R U IGNORING ME???? ANSWER ME -beep-S!!!!!1!!one!!

Noob felt horrible. Noob threw a dramatic fit it the chatroom, and started questioning why he was born. He hated everyone and everythng. It was the end of the world! Noob didn't know what to do!

Noob: UGLI TOADZ I HAET U AL, MEENIE PANTZ ADMINZ NEVR ANSWR MI

Noob started wondering weither to kill himself. Noob wanted to slit himself and then suddenly thought "I want 2 kil miself.. I MUST B EMO! I NEED TO LET EVERY1 NO!"

Noob: IM ACTULY EMO AND IMA KIL MYSELF HOO NOZ THE QWIKEST WWAY

The truth was, Noob didn't actually want to kill himself anymore. He discovered that he liked the attention.

Noob: IV BEEN FIRED FROM WERK, DIVORCED AND MENY UTHA THIGS THAT R TERIBLE.

Then, a mean horrible admin banned Noob. Why oh Why?! He knew something was wrong! He would report them to an overlord right away!!

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To:hulbeach
Subjectmeenie pants
Body:
U HAV LOADS OF ADMNS THAT R MEEN. SO MEAN. SO SO MEAN. I HAT THEM AL, AND I HAET THIS SITE, DO SUMFIN NOW.

Btw i give u flower if u let me b mod

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Noob realised that if he was a mod, he would ban all the mean peoplez!

(No more space, part 2 soon)