One day in church school,
A girl was sleeping during class.
Her teacher asked the class "Who created the Earth?"
The boy sitting behind her poked her in the back.
She yelled "GOD!"
The teacher asked "Who created christianity?"
The boy poked her again.
This time she yelled, "JESUS!"
The last question the teacher asked was, "What did Adam say to Eve after their 26 child?"
The boy poked her again.
She stood up and yelled "IF YOU STICK THAT THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'M GONNA BREAK IT IN HALF!"