A little boy took a shower with his mom. She told him "Don't look up or down honey."
The boy looked up "Mommy, mommy what're those!"
The mother replied " Those are my headlights"
The boy looked down, "mommy, mommy what's that!"
The mother said "that's my garage"
The next day the boy took a shower with his father.
His father said, "Don't look down."
But of course, the boy looked down. "Daddy, daddy! what's that!"
The father said, "that's my limo."
That night the little boy had a bad dream, so he slept with his parents.
They told him not to look under the covers.
He looked under the covers and said, "Mommy, mommy! Open your garage and turn on your head lights, because daddy needs to park his limo!"