Why hello there, I'm here to tell you about a big problem in our ecosystem:

UNICORN EXTINCTION

Most of our unicorns are dying out
"Even Rarity!?" Yes, even Rarity.

Now, how are they dying you ask? Well, people KILL unicorns for their fluffy fur, and magicle unicorn horn.

To stop this horrible extinction, follow these steps:

1) Keep all the unicorns you find in your house. AWAY FROM THE UNICORN STEALERS!

2) If you see someone trying to steal a unicorn, drop-kick their ass.

3) Buy all the 'save the unicorns!' shirts'.

Thank you for your time and cooperation.