Cinna walked into a store blindfolded. Her friend had brought her here to "Prepare for a zombie apocolyps." Cinna swore her friend, Lyla, was a crackhead. Lyla finally stopped Cinna.
When Cinna took off her blindfold, all she saw was chainsaws. "Where did you find this place," Cinna asked excited, "you know I love chainsaws!"
"It's called the internet,baby. Look it up." Lyla laughed. She led Cinna to verious sections: Colored chainsaws, Logo'd chainsaws, even Unicorn chainsaws! But what really caught Cinna's eye was the "Chainsaws that run on awesome points," section. Lyla dragged Cinna into the section.
Finally, Cinba chose a black logo'd one that had "COME AT MEH BRUH!" on the side. She payed for the chainsaw. To her surprise, it was only five dollars and thirty-seven cents. The two girls walked outside, but out of no where a billion zombies attacked them!
The girls eventually got eaten alive, and the world ended.
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