I'm bored. For the hell of it, lets minus down as much as we can the rating of this blog c:

Do you get called a noob in the chatrooms? Do you reply with 'i r not noob mi gramer iz prfct!!1one1!

Well I can't stop that. No-one can, you were born a noob, Trololo.

Lets give you a list of words you say, and what you should have said.

bk = Back
2 = To/Too
b = Be
bcoz = Because
u = You
r = Are
sibr = Cyber
wid/wiv = With
mi = Me
liv = Live
tho = tho
nd = And

Also, typing, Like This In With Caps At The Start Of Your Letters AND SPEAKING IN CAPITAL LETTERS ALTHOUGH THIS IS JUST THE INTERNET, makes you look like you are in year 2.
If so, please get off this site (:

Asking people to date you completly ruins your reputation since this is not a dating site

Asking users if they're single will probably get you banned because this is not a dating site.

Saying, "i am emo nd i going 2 slit miself" will make us want to throw you out a window because we dont care, and who gives c:

Attentions seeking noobs act like:
-OMG GES WUT hi
-hi helo? ad mi.
-HE JUS HAKED MI BN HIM
-I AM BENG IGNORED
-PAY ATENTION 2 MI I R THE OLD MITY NOOB OF TEH MIROR.
Etc

Being extremely serious and acting like a tormented robot? You're trying too hard.
Also, AD MI AD MI HAY U HAD MI U HAD MI NAO HI AD MI ILY AD MI SIBR YAYAY 'ULOOOVUHGEKOWWOO

Is not recommended =)

Now go away and be human.
Kthxbai.