One morning a man woke up at 07:41 and said: "Ahhhh! what a bueatiful morning!" And suddenly the phone rang: "Gahhhh, goddamn" and he picked up the phone and said: "Yes?" and the phone replied with a bursting: "GET HERE NOW! YOU ARE LATE!" and the man replied to his boss: "Yes sir!" shuddering feared. When he was walking into work, he was still shuddering, but when he stepped in, he stopped shuddering. he was walking into the boss's room, he started shuddering again, and he opened the door, and with a massive bang: -BANG- he was down on the ground. After work, driving home in his car, his mobile phone rang, and it said: "Dave" "Ohhhh, it's only my mate, yes?" and his mate said: "Hey! how are yer bud!" "Not really good" and his mate replied: "Oh... why?" "My boss punched me in my face" "Why?" "Guess" "Oh... you were late" "Yes" "Does it hurt?" "No, not really" "Ok, Good, anyway goodbye" "Bye" Back at home, he flung himself on the bed, and went to sleep. At 13:30 he woke up, and said: "Wow, now THAT was a good sleep. The End.