One night a man was watching T.V and he heard a weird buzzing sound, he said: "Eh? was that the T.V?" And the person on the news said, "If you ever hear a weird buzzing sound run outdoors and drive away ASAP or you will possibly DIE" And the scared man said: "OH CRAP!" And he ran, & ran, & ran, until he reached his car, and leaped into the car, And put the keys in the ignition, And his engine wasn't starting, he said: "ohhhh crap..... HELP ME!" There was aliens surrounding him, (Lulz) "OH CRAP OH CRAP OH CRAP!" And the engine finally started, He drove off and was shuddering like heck. When he was in his mums house, he said: "Mum, leave the washing outside, please" and his mum replied: "Why, my son?" and the man replied: "Because there is aliens" "Oh, my son, you watch too many scary alien films" and his mum stepped outside and said: "Oh my god! you where telling the truth!" and the man replied "Yes! i was!" and his mobile phone rang and it said: "Dave" and the man picked up his phone, and said: "DA" and dave said: "PLEASE, JUST SHUT UP, I'M SURROUNDED BY ALIE......ns they are all gone!" and the man said: "Now THAT was weird!" The End.