(Note I've named each part now)


The old man waved around the shiny object as if he knew HullBreach was obviously stalking him. Craig was shortly following behind.
The green loops hanging from the tree caught his eye. Before you know it, Craig was swinging back and forth like a lunatic.

"I hear them n00bs behind me" thought the Old Man"
Hull followed the shiny as if he was hipmotised, not like that hasn't happened before.
The old man purposly started speed walking. Hull couldn't take it no longer, he had to get his hands on the shiny thing!
Thus, he frantically started running towards him. The old man started slowing down. Then stopped. Hull bumped into him.
"I'm Old Man Skunk. You found that my awesomeness has obviously hipmotised you to follow me, I'm here, now you can go away, and I will point at you laughing." Said Old-man-skunk.
"Gimme shiny, and I'll get off your lawn." He said, scraping his shoes across the floor, making holes everywhere.
"Um, do you mind ge-"
"How about I make you a deal?"
"Like what"
"I'll give you something more awesome than shiny"
"Will it make me look stupid?"
"Yep!"
"Then deal.. give"
Old-Man-Skunk gave Hull the shiny. Hull gave OMS some bannana pills and ran off.
Meanwhile.


"Zoey will you stop pulling thorns in my tractor tyers?"
"It's a van, babe"
"Holy Sizzle Pants!" Said Zoey.
"Whut"
"Your van appears to have a flat tyer!"
Weeeee started pulling out the tyers from Zoeys car.
Weegee shut him in the back of the van.
"LIGHTS." Yelled Weeeee.
"I want to break free! I want to break ffreeeee, I want to break free from your-"
Zoey stopped putting thorns in the tyers and kicked the van, set it on fire and rolled it down a hill.
Meanwhile..

"Wow, whats this extraordinary looking portal that doesn't look suspicious in any way or form whatsoever?" Asked HullBreach.
So, he and Craig walked in.
OMS had set a trap for them both.
"Trololo" Boomed a voice.
"Whats Craig got to do with it?" Asked Hull.
"He was with you, not my fault."
Craig started digging a hole.
"I just put you here because my lazy ass can't be bothered to tell you that that shiny thing was fake, and I have the real one here" Said OMS.
"You pixilated, flat faced, 2d polygraph!" Said Hull
"I'm offended" Said Oms
"Fine, if I can't have loot, I'll steal loot" Sighed Hull.
Craig was still digging a hole.
Hull walked over to it.
"You can fit a brick in that" He said.
Suddenly, the hole started shining shiny blue shines.
"Lets follow the obvious death trap!" Said Hull.

"Its-A-Me, Mario!" Exclaimed a voice.
"When I get back on my database, I'm going to make a new feature. It bans people from digging holes, and i'll make it just for you" Said Hull to Craig.