1.Car service:If it ain't broke,we'll break it
2.Why is it called after dark when its really after light
3.He who laughs didn't get it.
4.When i was kidnapped my parents snapped into action.They rented out my room.
5.Never take life seriously,nobody ever got out alive anyway.
6.Is it good if a vaccuum really sucks?
7.Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
8.The worst excuse for not turning in homework is:“I couldn't find anybody to copy from”
9.Men should be like kleenex:soft,strong,and disposable.
10.How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost.
~Lizzie