"Stay away, I'm armed!" Shouted Weegee, waving his deodorant everywhere.
"wut u gona do spray us wiv dat?" Said a noob.
"Why yes, I'd be honoured" Said Weegee, sprating it everywhere.
"evry1 retreat nao!!1?!!" Said the noobs hastily running away.
"Hasty escape" Said Asparagus. Weegee proudly strolled off.

The next day, the noobs had returned for revenge.
"i hax0r ur acct now" Said Noob2.
"yes wi rly gud at tht" Said Noob1.
"now wege ur frst or do u surender"
"Trololo" Said Weegee prancing off.
"he nut surendr nao wi must strike" Said Noob1
"Howdy" Called a voice.
"o no its hullabaloo evry1run"
"HullBreach*" Said Weegee prancing back.
"ya tht now shuddup b4 i do sumfing else"

"hullabaloo hi ad mi" Said Noob
HullBreach started talking about things only highly knowledgable people will understand.
"I got a 2% discount coupon" Said Savant.
HullBreach snatched it.
"Now Da-" Sam tried to say
"Come here" Said Hull
"I'm already here"
"Come closer"
"I'm close enough"
"Let me tell you a secret"
"What is it?"
"Promise not to tell anyone?
"Promise"
"Swear on the life of my 3DS?"
Savant was tempted to say no.
"Swear"
"Promise on the PFB's life?"
"Yes"
"Promise?"
"YES"
"Ok, do not tell anyone this"
"Swear on-"
"Yes"
"The secret is..."
"..Y-yess??"
"FGBVFHJBGGFFBNGGG" Screamed HullBreach and he ran off.
"FGBVFHJBGGFFBNGGG" Screamed Savant and she ran off.
HullBreach did a great job on distracting Savant. He got 2% off silver stuff.

"ad mi ad mi ad mi" Came a low rumbling voice.
What was that noise.
Oh no. The noobs had got a parade of other noobs.
"1 moob, 2 moob, 3 moob, 4" Said Zoey.
"No Zoey Babe, we must run!" Said Asparagus.

Soon enough, tons of nooblings came charging towards everyone. When suddenly a flying llama appeared.

It was a glittery red llama that is sexy and ultra funky. It had pigtails with big green bows that have bells on them that play Boom Boom Pow whenever she used its duel helicopter pigtails blades to fly into the sky, and the uber sexy and funky llama body can Blind and hypnotize so she have to wear Coco Chanel sunglasses to keep it from blinding herself"
Zoey screamed in delight.
"LLAMA" She yelled.
"C'mon babes, we gotta escape from this hellhound"