1. Do not argue with an idot.He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
2.I asked god for a bike but i know it doesnt work that way so i stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
3.The last thing i want to do is hurt you but its still on the list.
4.Light travels faster than sound.This is why people appear bright untill you hear them speak.
5.I didnt say it was your fault i just said i was blaming you.
6.The smell of a crowded elevator smells different to midgets.
7.In the primary school i was an out-standing student.My teacher would send me outside for punishment.