"itz ur fault thy escapd" Said Noob1
"no itz ur fault u were 2 slow" Said Noob2
"but u were infront of mi"
"shut up"
"no u shut up"
"i hope u die in hel, i hate u"
"plz stop u b meen 2 mi"
"no u blam on mi now i fink u r a cow face"
"i tel admn on u"
"plz giv mi 1 more chnce it wasnt mi that was my bro"
Hull opened the door and shut the door. Then paused. What a thrillingly exciting adventurous discovery!
OpenShutOpenShutOpenShutOpenShut.
"hull iz playin trick on us"
"yes lets b best frends now"
"wow u no u r so sexi"
"so r u letz go to pm nd cyber"
So off they went. But Hull was still opening and shutting the door. Thus no-one went in the chats for 4 hours and a rumour started that he had been posessed by a monsterous demon.
"Faster you lazy plumaged old sag, before i kick your butt round by your chest" Said Zoey. She was in such a jolly ol' mood.
Then suddenly the llama started heading towards the tree.
But then, the llama went into the tree, and there was just red and blue flashing everywhere.
The llama was not only a hypnotising fool. It was also a time travelling machine. llama. thing.
"I knew it! This llama is actually a time travelling machine llama thing! But with no protection around the time space continuum, the vortex can easily suck us up in the time corridor!" Said Craig, who had become seemlessly intellegent for no apparent reason.
"But that means HullBreach is not only an overlord, but a timelord also!" Craig added. Asparagus threw him off the llama.
Back at the site, Weeeee had just recieved grass from oldmanskunk. He was out raged!
He went to see him for himself.
"If you're going to complain about my free item services, go away, i've already had 6 complaints today" Said OMS.
"Does this face looked bothered to you?" Said Weeeee.
"What do I do with this crap, Hm? I can't build a bloody make cow farm with this. In fact, your dirty, greasty old hands have touched it."
OMS took a step back.
"Ha, I bet you give everyone else gold bars. Copper ores even. And you give me this rubbish?" He threw it at old man skunk.
"This is favouritism. Lunacy. Idiotic. Don't bother delivering your junk to my door again. Unless you have something reasonable. Cheap bit of garbidge" He added. Weeeee seemed to have also been in a good mood.
"We have alot of fans wanting our autograph outside" HullBreach was saying.
"And whatever you do, Do Not go outside"
"Zoey lets go outside!" Said Weegee.
"Bah".
Then the two noobs came in.
"o look theres hulbrech" Said Noob1
"yes wi finely find him" Said Noob2.
The chatroom was actually ninja. How did they get in?
HullBreach grabbed them. Was about to ask how they got in when-
"AH OMG HE TOUCHED MI" Shouted Noob1
"no no no he toch mi frst" Said Noob2.
"NO HI LLIKEZ MI MOAR"
"u wish"
"YES IM HIS BESTED FREND EVA"
"can u stop capslok" Said Noob2.
"NO ITS STUCK"
They ran out again.
Then suddenly, bill cosby appeared on the llamas back.
Holly, put a part about me in. It should go something like the noobs arguing and I come up and say something like "Chill out, duuuuudes." I should be a hippie.