1. yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the family.

2. yo mama so stupid she claimed a parked car ran her over.

3. yo mama so stupid she got locked out of her motorcycle.

4. yo mama so old i asked her to act her age and she played dead.

5. yo mama so fat she stepped on a scale and it said please one person at a time then it said to be contonued....

6. yo mama so old her birth certificate expirated.

7. yo mama so fat i tried to run around her and i got lost.

8. yo mama so fat her belly reaches home 24 hours untill she does.

9. yo mama so fat she jumped believing she could fly and missed the galaxy.

10. yo mama so fat she threw a rock 100 miles away from her and it landed on her belly.