Adlel was an awkward 15 year old boy in high school with not much muscle and thus was always picked last in P.E. However, what he lacked in athletic prowess he made up for in intellect. He was in the top 5 percent in his school for every academic subject providing it didn't involve any form of physical activity.
One day, a bizarre phenomenon occurred, The Evil Lord of socks escaped from his prison deep underground the Earth and decided to 'chill' with his 'homies'. However, if such a thing happened, the world would implode because one does not simply 'chill' with one's 'homies'.
So the gods sent a hero to stop the evil lord but the hero had retired. He had spent too many years adventuring and decided enough was enough. The gods sent everyone but everyone failed somehow. They then were obliged to choose Adlel.
"Hi gods" said Adlel
"Do you want to save the world?"
"Okay?"
"Relax, we'll guide you."
"What about those other people? Have I been picked last again?
"..." the gods nervously replied "Save the best till last?"
"Seems legitimate." said Adlel sarcastically.
"Right, you want to find the unintelligible knight commander, he'll brief you."
"Sorry but I prefer boxer shorts"
"Not briefs you fool, brief!"
So Adlel ventured out to find the unintelligible knight commander.
After 9001 years (on mars) Adlel finally found the unintelligible knight commander.
"What's your name?" Adlel inquired
"Mmooaa" replied the knight commander
"What?"
"Mmmma mmoomm mm"
"Try taking of your helmet" advised Adlel
"That is much better!"
"You're not unintelligible!" exclaimed Adlel
"By the way, my preferred name is Mmooaa. It's an ancient family name." explained The Knight Commander
"Anyway, there is five things you have to gather if you want to slay the Evil Lord of Socks. The first is an apple pie."
"Why?"
"I'm hungry."
Adlel was a sophomore whose body had yet to catch up with his mind. His life was centered on academics, and with ease placed himself on top, even on a national scale. As for physical comparisons, a baby seemed more formidable.
On one, standard day, the balance of life was shifted when an obtrusive being emerged, declaring its monarchy over socks and the like. Fortunately, the time spent imprisoned had brought humiliation upon the awkward king. His jargon consisted of "homies", and "chillin`", both embarrassing to use when having a bandy, especially a threat. There was much to learn for this backwards ruler.
As much as the illiterate king was laughed at, he still needed to be removed. A hero was requested for their services, but many had since retired. The world didn`t need heroes, and today`s defense systems and denizens with guns could maintain most. Every human was tested and examined if fit to complete the haphazard quest. Though stupid, an irresponsible being is still dangerous, and had eliminated all combatants. The only one left to send out was Adlel. This lanky, pale teenager who could barely carry his backpack full of textbooks...
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