Tro lo lo,
Tro lo lo.

Where are the noobs?
Where are the trolls?
You've been to some blogs,
and looked at some polls.

Chatrooms were dull,
and cursing was scarce.
You chatted alone,
but I don't really care.

Then someone came--
logged in his account,
but he was a troll,
and that you did doubt.

Unknown did you greet
not only a troll,
but one who had planned
an ultimate goal.

He talked with you for
a short little while.
You didn't catch on
to his bad, sneaky style.

He casually got
your account's secret pass,
and quite soon you found out,
You'd been logged in your last.

Tro lo lo,
Tro lo lo.

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This isn't true, but I got the idea for part of it from it being dull on this site once.