Apple pie is a deluxe dessert which consists of apple and pie combined into one, elegant dish. Adlel knew of only one place which served such dishes. The Palace of SirQueen; the name that has a paradox in both titles. How can a woman be a sir? How absurd! SirQueen deliberately chose this name because (s?)he knew that it would cause deep contemplation by many. The Queen is so called SirQueen as it is the queen of paradoxes and was knighted due to it's excellent paradoxes.
Adlel asked the Unintelligible Knight Commander for directions. He concisely replied "Mhmm mm rimm a rimm." Adlel had never heard of "Rimm a rimm" but if he was to find it, he knew he could find SirQueen. After walking five revolutions, he saw a sign which said "Rimm a rimm 5m north" so Adlel faced north and commenced travel.
However, he soon regretted this route. On his way through the road he saw the world's worst poet. His poems were so bad that nobody could read a line without fainting. He travelled by the pseudonym 'BanMan.' Ban is a metaphor for the government and 'Man' is analogous with women. Nobody understood his name properly, only SirQueen, Queen of Paradoxes understood but paradoxically, didn't understand the name. BanMan was thankfully distracted until he turned around for inspiration.
"G'day traveller" exclaimed BanMan.
"Are you the... err... legendary poet BanMan?"
"Ah yes! I have invented a new poem! Do you wish to hear it?"
"Err..."
"Great! Here it goes:
My love for you
is just like a tu-
na sandwich
Through which
I am rich
With your wits
and eggs and sausages."
"Er... it's great?"
"Did you like my metaphor of love as hunger?"
"Yes... Tuna sandwich represents your greed for love?"
"Tuna sandwiches are disgusting. I put it in there because my view on the government is that they are disgusting."
"..." Adlel slowly backed off due to the poets unusual poem.
It didn't take long before he arrived at SirQueen's palace. Paradoxically, it was a castle. But was shaped like a palace. On his way in, the guards fought themselves and a peasant sat in the queen's throne. The Queen shook Adlel's hand and talked about the current crisis. The Queen agreed to bake the apple pie providing that he performed errands.
"You're normal so you can actually do the errands without some paradox." said SirQueen.
"Wait, we're all unique. Does the fact that we're all unique make us the same?" said SirQueen in a confused manner.
"What is my errand?" inquired Adlel
"It is conviently the second element to deafeat The Evil Lord of Socks; a banana skin."
"What?!" said Adlel
"We need it to eat something that's already been eaten. You'll find out it's purpose soon." said SirQueen.
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