Look at that cow
eatin’ at tha Dell
while wearin' a bell
just a little calf
eatin' with da pack
he don't look back
porky an' fat
likes it like that
like a blubbery Bass
or a fatty fat cat
now lets get back to that calf
or he might get mad an' blast
like a bullet train on tha track
he don’t hold back
an’ that’s a fact
a fatty fat fact
so lets get back
he’s just a little calf
but looks like a big mac
but that doesn’t mean he can’t come up to act
he’s quite a good lad
but sometimes bad
like a fatty fat cat that wears a drab hat