Michael Myers was bored. He had maliciously stalked every woman and man in existence and killed them. Except for LinkZelda, the author of the horror story. First, LinkZelda had to go to court over copyright issues. That plagarising idiot copied Michael Myers. But LinkZelda being the sharpest legal mind in existence won the rights to this horror story. This creates tension because Michael Myers was on the loose in LinkZelda's fictional world.

LinkZelda decided to create a protagonist just for the laughs. After having a hearty laugh followed by the word "Yes!" he created an innocent defenceless woman to be chased by a notorious serial killer. LinkZelda observed as Michael slowly walked while the woman sprinted.com Just because LinkZelda was mean, he forced the woman to trip up over a bin. But the woman spat into it. This made LinkZelda furious so he killed off the protagonist.

Michael Myers then escaped the blog for some random reason. LinkZelda exclaimed "Wth?" and tried to get him back in the blog. Michael paced forward slowly.

LinkZelda quickly saved the Blog as a draft and ran quickly to outside. He realised that Michael was pursuing him. "YOU DON'T SAY!" boomed a voice from the sky. It turned out LinkZelda was a character in another blog. Blogception? I think not.

The voice actually turned out to be some nerd sat at his computer who decided to write a comedic horror story. This was kind of stupid because he broke several copyright laws and used his alias as a character. What an unoriginal moron! He copied inception and never even brought the series to an end. We are still on part 9001! So the internet trolls flamed his blogs stating that it never ends. The guy decided to finally conclude with Part 9002.

Part 9002

LinkZelda killed Michael Myers. The end.

Satisfied with the antagonist finally dying, the trolls stopped flaming, the companies stopped sueing and everyone was happy. Except LinkZelda, the fictional character. He decided to submit his blog for featuring but then scary nonsense happened. Ghosts yelled "Boo", skeletons chilled in his room and Michael Myers rose from the dead. The guy whom created this decided to kill off every character so the story could finally end.

The End.