Once upon a time, in a land of Elves, there was a short, squat penguin.

His name was Thomas Le FartiFex.

He had a fugly friend named Bartha, who was a Hippo.

Bartha was so fugly she melted everyone's eyeballs. She had big meaty hands, and a pot belly. And she smelled like fish. Not to mention she had a 90's hair-do. Ew.

One day Thomas' principal, Mr.Nope.Avi was sitting in his office stroking his beard when he couldn't take it anymore and Said "KILL TEH BEAST!"

The entire village got together and tied Bartha up. "OHNOESSS!" She cried. "QUIET, UGLY. " Asparagus, the Chef yelled waving her spoon around, a baby in her free hand.

Sobbing, Bartha was led by Zoey into a dark and cold cave. Waffle King stepped forth, his crown gleaming, and handed Weeeee a match. " No, the honor goes to BanMan."

BanMan, in all his glory, roared "By the power of Kawaii Yuki's flowers and Takis' Awesome hair, I KEEL THIS BEAST!!!"

"WAIT!" Shouted Astra Moon, a desperate look on her face. "Can't we all get along?" Her eyes pleaded with BanMans.

An awkward Silence followed.

"LolNo let's burn this chick." Said Craaig. Cheers of approval from the village rose, and soon a fire was lit by BanMan (with the help of Moria, who grinned the whole time) and Bartha was on fire. "I'M MEEEELTTTING!!!"Screamed Bartha.

"Sucks for you!" Shouted back Twisted while he ran with the crowd back to the village. High pitched Snickers from small children like MaxiMillion were heard.

Then Barthas ugliness spread into the air. "OH NO. WHAT IS HAPPENING?!!?" Screamed Sk8rJess in a high pitch voice.

"Foolssss!" Hissed Raisons the snake. "You shall all -"
And suddenly the world blew up.

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The moral lesson of the story is that EpicArtifex is awesome.

The End.