So today I'm going to be reviewing my keyboarf. Some of you guys are weird and call them keyboards, so in order to be all tolerant and conformist and stuff I'll be calling it that from now on.

It's some kind of old Dell keyboard. Probably the kind of thing that was considered new around the time the dinosaurs died out.

So, let the reviewing commence.

Graphics

The graphics are meh. Some keyboards have little light-up letters on the keys so you can type in the dark, but this one doesn't so I'm always making typos and stuff if it's dark. It's kinda dull. It's black, except for the symbols on the keys, which are white. They aren't fluorescent white though, just matte.

There's this little "Dell" logo in the top right hand corner, along with a couple of irritating little lights which tell you if caps-lock or any of those other lock things are on. It's kinda annoying how they could stick lights on about caps lock but they couldn't be bothered to put backlights under the keys so I could actually see right now. I'm having to erase a typo in like every other word here.

Audio

The keys make this tapping sound when you hit them. It's a blatant ripoff of the sound effect used by the keyboard on the DSi browser.

Gameplay

The keys are often insensitive and difficult to activate. this consequently leads to many typos and non-capitalised words. I deliberately left the error at the beginning of the last sentence uncapitalised to show you what I mean. That was a genuine error there, but I definitely held down the shift key.

It's also led to this irritating habit I've developed of holding down the shift key for too long and accidentally capitalising the first TWO letters of every word instead of the desired ONE.

Also the keyboard is kinda wide, which leads to my fingers hurting after a while of typing.

Replay value

You can basically use it again and again so long as it's plugged in. Don't see why you'd want to though, it sucks.

Overall conclusion

It really kinda sucks.