So how do you get banned? I can guarantee almost everyone on this site has been banned. Probably for all different reasons as well. Is it carelessness or stupidity. Who knows? Oh right, I do. I wouldn't be making this blog if I didn't know. The truth is it is a little bit of both. So I'm going to tell a story about a young boy who I will give an alias to, so he will stay safe.

This is a story about "Kylenn*".

It was a cool breezy, no windy, Monday morning. There is a devilishly handsome, strong, young man sitting in his quite useless Language Arts class. He is on his iPad during class simply because there isn't anything else to do, especially not pay attention or anything. I mean since the beginning he has gotten nothing but "A's". But, that's enough about that awesome child. It wasn't so much the fact that he was on his iPad during class, it was more that he was on 3DS Paint during class. He went into a chatroom right as a certain, as the beloved BanMan would say, "Wiffle Waffle" was using his "charm" to seduce a noob into his van. Of course the child who had just entered the chatroom wasn't surprised, for he knew that cunning Wiffle Waffle and his ways. He didn't want to deal with him at that moment, so he decided to go to a different chatroom. Then one of the kids in the class decided to look for the "Kylenn*" in the chats. Sadly, the certain "FlyingFree" found the amazing kid and stalked him all through the chats. KylennR, uhh I mean, "Kylenn*", tried to scare her by pissing Skunkbot off. The first warning didn't scare her away, but apparently it did alert some admins. One of them being the feared Haruspex. "Kylenn*" had already been banned by Haruspex twice, both times because he wasn't role playing in a role playing room, instead he was troll playing. Thanks to the bell, FlyingFree had to leave. Thankfully, or so he thought, he was now in bliss with a couple other people. He forgot all about the admins that were watching him and made a smartass comment about someone's username that got him a warning. He then "apologized" and kept chatting. School was then over shortly after the warning. As he was chatting on the bus, some strange child decided to watch him. Knowing the strange kid, "Kylenn*" decided not to chat at that time. When he got home, instead of doing his homework like a stupid person, he went on to chat. In the chat he was surrounded by admins. Six of them that were visible. One of which being Takis Teh Greek. Of course he was being followed by his herd of fangirls, which is a group of girls whom had fallen in love with his hair and the left side of his face early on. He has "fun" with them a lot in the chats too. Only five of them were chatmods because for whatever reason VanMan isn't a chatmod. So far "Kylenn*" had a Skunkbot warning and an admin warning. Now careful, cautious people would have been politically correct in their chatting way, but not "Kylenn*" because he is never politically correct but rather tells the truth. He then raged at someone, which rarely happens. I don't even remember why he raged at him but there was a good reason. Then one of the admins warned him again saying "warning number 1 Kylenn*". Then that child said "*2". Which then got him banned because they didn't know that it was his second warning before.

Don't think that that is the only way to get banned. You can be dumb enough to go and insult an admin. or just the F-Bomb. Or not role play in a role play room. Or even just speak Spanish in a regular room. So don't feel bad if you're not good at getting banned, I encourage you to go try. Or practice if you will. So, friend me and "Kylenn*" wish you good luck on getting banned. Go ahead, make an admins day and go get banned. I hear TwistedN's ban hammer is bored half the time. And Maxi is always looking for a good perma, for the pros. I hope I inspired you.

KylennR with the help of Kylenn*.