Boy howdy, look at that handsome fellow thar. →

That's Dr. Concepcion Kooyenz. He recently made an amazing discovery which could rock the very foundation of all of modern society.

While at home he got on his laptop to begin writing a paper on the wonders of how body parts with no noses somehow manage to smell so much. Little did he know that he was about to stumble upon one of, if not THE most incredible things to be discovered in the past 100 years.

When he signed in on his laptop he noticed something in the corner of the screen. It was poking out slightly only revealing a little bit of orange coloring.
He'd seen it before, but had never bothered to find out what it was. He clicked on it and dragged it to the center of the screen revealing an orange swirl wrapped around something blue.

He was astonished by what would happen next. He double clicked on the item and suddenly a page opened up. It read, "Blank page". In the corner was a little bar with "search" next to it. Naturally, he immediately typed in "Love" and clicked on search.

The shock that came across his face was truly inspiring. He found several pictures of various age appropriateness, from pictures of hearts to the more adult pictures of actual human hearts.
And that was only the beginning. There were literally hundreds, maybe thousands, of "websites" entirely dedicated to finding the perfect match for everyone.

When he typed in almost anything at all, he found a list of websites covering millions of subjects written by other people fully capable of thought.

Were these people real? Of course not. Everyone knows that nothing you can't see doesn't exist. It's ridiculous to think otherwise. And that made this even more amazing. He'd not only discovered a gargantuan database of a, for lack of a current phrase, search engine, but he'd also discovered an entire world of people who only existed as words on a screen. "Virtual" people, as it were.

I pray we can all discover it someday.