I have a new ideology which satisfies both left and right wing ideology and solves all global disputes. Dictatorshipism.
Most Leftists disagree with this but actually, having a dictatorship is good. Civil rights are abolished BUT private sector is monitored heavily by the government. The government also suppresses civil rights which also satisfies many right wing parties. Centrism is satisfied because we have an equal balance of civil rights and economic supremacy.
Having a dictatorship removes democracy but also stops businesses having political influence which is good too. This again satisfies all parties.
Now, my manifesto.
1. Remove Business
2. Opress civil rights
3. Repeal the constitution
4. Take control of the Army
5. Remove democracy
6. Execute law breakers publicly
7. Introduce Monarchy
8. Create a universal language
9. Allow hunting of animals
10. The property market is public sector
11. Remove all subidised healthcare (America already did that)
12. Judges, advocates, etcetera are volunteers
13. Economy removed (thus solving every economic crisis)
14. Introduce "government" coupons for every public sector business
15. The government acts as a figurehead
This sounds like communism but it isn't. People still have to work to earn a living but this means hunting, etc.
Comments on it:
"...Good..." Anonymous
"This ideology... rocks!" Anonymous
"LinkZelda ... for ... president!" Anonymous
"This ruler certainly... is ... smart!" Anonymous
As you can see, my ruling is very popular. Especially with people of your age, class and gender.
Vote LinkZelda to resolve all global conflicts today!
"I think LinkZelda is the biggest moron ever to disgrace the concept of thought, and that he should never be allowed to create the rules of the nations!"
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"...LinkZelda...rules...the nations!"
*is publicly executed*