--tophatFancyman began pestering quaintAbsence--

TF: Arie, what in the hell are you doing?

QA: Just testing things... Trust me!

TF: There is a fishbowl on the toilet. What purpose did that serve!?

QA: It was funny.

TF: Okay. Anyways what's this thing you just put in my room?

QA: An... Alchemeter?

TF: English please.

QA: Alchemeter! It's an alchemeter. By the way, what's with the name?

TF: I'll just say I understand. And it's ironic and funny.

QA: Okay Dave.

TF: Arie. I'll keep in touch, but I just heard a crash.

--tophatFancyman ceased trolling quaintAbsence--