Hey there, everyone. I'm here to spread some joy in our community and bring some love into our hearts by bringing attention to someone here who may not often do things we like but who nonetheless is an irreplaceble member. He works hard for a lot of us and so we should appreciate him more, so don't cry or pout to him when things don't turn out how you want them.

This particular man has a friends list longer than any one of us and he checks it often so as to do his best to not neglect anyone.

Whether you're naughty or nice, he pays so much attention to us that you'd think he even watches us in our sleep.

This man knows when you're awake and online and he knows if you're being good or bad, so for goodness sake be a good user.

This may shock you, but he actually visits us all in our very own towns at least once a year just to personally deliver you exactly you ask for. So what if he doesn't always get it right? He's a busy guy so just let it slide and enjoy the darn gift. So what if he hides them in dying flora? They're still gifts and don't forget they're FREE.

One of the biggest things people hold against him is how hard he works his employees and the fact that he uses animal labor. People, his employees are happy to work hard for him and his animals adore him. He treats them well considering they'd be freezing out in the cold without him.

And about the only thing he asks for in return is a midnight snack or two. Come one, people. He's working so darn fast that it's actually physically impossible for anyone else to move as fast as him. He defies possibility for you. Just give him some credit. Even if he sneaks into your house at night.

So, now with all that's been said/typed/read, I think we should all thank this jolly creeper, ....



(Credit to inSein for providing the picture because I was too stupid to figure out how to post it myself)