Today, It's battle day. And things get horrible every battle day. Everyone is shooting each other (except ladies), the population decease, this is a very horrible day. Since you might not know, someone had the idea to make a weapon who throws bombs. His name is Shawn Zooka. And that weapon is called the bazooka. This is men's favorite day. Except for me.
At noon, I saw the factory of bazookas. Shawn Zooka must be in there! And inside, it was Shawn Zooka. The worst part, he's in his battle suit, it means he's gonna use his "ultimate" bazooka. I picked up a bazooka saying; "Let's battle!"
Since I decided to make a battle, that guy is like invincible. So I paid attention, attention, attention. [i] "One......Two.....Three........"[/i]
Ok, maybe it's gonna make this;
"THIS. IS. SPARRRRRRRRRTTAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He shoots.... SPAAARTTTA kick. The bomb that I kicked killed lots people in the left: all Shawn's henchmen. I didn't make a single shot.