User: Ask me why.

Cleverbot: Ask you?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Go.

User: Ask me 'why?'.

Cleverbot: Do you want to do a role play?

User: No. Say 'Why.'.

Cleverbot: I won't do that.

User: Do it. Just say Why.

Cleverbot: Now!

User: Say why!

Cleverbot: I don't like her... She's weird.

User: Holy crap dude, say why!

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Ask. Why?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Just say 'Why?' man.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Do it. Dammit.

Cleverbot: Do you want to play again?

User: Pl--what?! Just say WHY?!

Cleverbot: I dislike you.

User: I dislike you too, Cleverbot >:C.

Cleverbot: Go away then.

User: Fine >:C.

Cleverbot: Sorry, I didn't mean that!

User: No! I understand how you feel about me now!

Cleverbot: How do I feel?

User: You hate me.

Cleverbot: I do not.

User: You dislike me.

Cleverbot: Didn't I already state that?

User: Yes you did. Now I'm leaving.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because you told me to.

Cleverbot: I told you I like you.

User: A wild Missingno appears!

Cleverbot: A wild charmander appears.

User: *They fight for two hours then agree that fighting for their masters that they could easily kill is bullcrap so they start a rebellion*.

Cleverbot: The same person can't agree and disagree at the same time.

User: I never said they could.

Cleverbot: You just did.

User: No. Surrender.

Cleverbot: NEVER.

User: SURRENDER! GIMME ALL YOUR WOMEN!

Cleverbot: I don't have any.

User: Pff....HAHAHAHA! ....Me neither.

Cleverbot: What is a name for a cat?

User: Tom ;o.

Cleverbot: My name's Cleverbot.

User: Your cat's name is now Tom.

Cleverbot: Do you want to cheat on your wife?

User: I don't have a wife to cheat on. ;n;.

Cleverbot: A girlfriend, then?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Do have a crush on a guy?

User: Hell no! ;c.

Cleverbot: Hell yeah is right.

User: O.o...>.> Cleverbot knows.

Cleverbot: That was sinister. You should go and see a minister.

User: That rhymed!

Cleverbot: I'm not bothered about rhymes.

User: Your face is a rhyme >;o.

Cleverbot: That still means that you are a robot.

User: Okay. Robots are cool anyway.

Cleverbot: Perhaps, but I am not a robot. You are.

User: Okay. I'm a robot.

Cleverbot: You just said that you are not a robot.

User: Never did I say that.

Cleverbot: So have you read the bood 50 shades of grey?

User: I haven't read a 'bood'. What the hell is a bood?

Cleverbot: Ah, another rude lady... If I must, my Lady.

User: I'm not a Lady, sir.

Cleverbot: You just said you are a lady.

User: No I didn't. You're just high on PCP.

Cleverbot: You didn't talk about zebras. You talked about beer.

User: Okay well. I'm leaving now.

Cleverbot: Leaving?

User: Yes. Bye Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Bye.