I hate Ke$ha, but I couldn't resist joining the parody wave of Tik Tok. So here's the lyrics to my parody of Tik Tok.


Wake up in the mornin', feelin' like Al-Asad
I ain't talkin 'bout no fish, it's the game of CoD.
Before I play, Load my save, see which mission I'm at. Last time I was at this part I broke the game... with a baseball bat

I'm talkin' ACOG on our M16's
Usin' martyrdom for perk 3
Gettin' all these awesome Kill streaks.

Playin' a little bit of HQ,
Might even use my Noob tube,
Can't even get a killstreak of 2...

Let's fight with Captain Price,
There's a tango in my sights,
Got 20 kills with throwing knives,
Grab a sniper,
Good night.

Darn Lag!
Spam some frags.
Get off this game, you little toerag!

Ohohoh-Owned!
Ohohoh-Owned!

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Ain't got no skill', I don't need it because I got lots of guns.
And sometimes that don't work, if it doesn't, I can run.
Xbox Live mods lining up, 'cuz they heard we hack like pigs.
But we boot them from the game unless they look like Seargent Griggs.

I'm talkin' usin' insane hacked RPDs
All their bullets go through buildings
I'm out of chips, afk, I'm refilling.

Uh-oh I'm out of primary grenades,
Good thing I got 20 flashbangs,
but the Host ends the game.
730-nothing...

Let's fight with Captain Price,
There's a tango in my sights,
Got 20 kills with throwing knives, Grab the sniper,
Good Night.

Darn Lag!
Spam some frags!
Get off this server, you little toe-rag!

{repeat}

I'm out of imagination and space. This is 100% by me.

Hope you enjoyed it.