By @LinkZelda
POSTED: 09 Aug 2012 05:06
BUMPED: 10 Jan 2013 20:41
CATEGORY: This Community
FEATURED: Yes (@BanMan)
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Most interviews on this site are too literal. The best interview is one in which the answer is carefully quoted for awesome(er) answers.
Proof: This blog is awesome.
1. What is your political orientation?
"I have a political view on the right side..." Good for you BanMan. Good for you.
2. What is your outlook on life?
"I view life as awesome [as you]..."
3. What is your favourite film?
"...[In] the 1960's, [I watched the] Batman film [which] was pretty good."
4. What is your favourite video game?
"I really like Mario Kart ... SNES [and] Smash Bros. also."
5. Who on here do you admire the most?
"Obviously, I like [you because I agreed to this awesome interview!] ... I also agree with [your] conservative views."
6. What is your greatest ambition?
"I would like to have [two] members in my fan clan [which is more] than Waffle King has in his clan."
7. How would you describe yourself?
"I am [as] awesome [as you], nice, [not] modest and very happy also."
8. Give us a legendary poem.
"There was a time,
a long time ago
when there was
a very good po-
-et who was great
at rhyming rhymes
and poeming poems
he even wrote at home!"
9. What is your meaning of life?
"[42] ... Dun dun dun."
10. What is your greatest flaw?
"...I'm cool." I don't think BanMan understood that question. -_-
I am such a genius at journalism. I should get a Pullitzer Prize for this craftily edited interview.