Highschool is a tough geographical region. It is hilly, hot and will quickly wear you out. On top of that, the natives don't particularly welcome foreigners or 'freshmen' in their native tongue. Your only hope is this Survival Guide.

One thing that you'll probably first notice is 'seniors'. These are the main predators. But how do they taste? Horrible! I ate them once, gave me food poisoning. Don't eat seniors. Make sure to look for water fountains also. If you want to survive, these natural deposits of clean water are essential to your survival.

This survival guide wouldn't be complete without insects. Ideally, this is your last resort if you can't find anything. However, bugs are actually high in energy and proteins. In autumn, you may see wasp swarms. Wasps are kind of tasty (please remove sting first) but they are difficult to catch. It is best to conserve your energy and hunt for other foods. You could try butterflies however, these are only common in springtime. Plus they don't taste as nice. They are full of minerals I suppose. The only insects that you mustn't eat raw are slugs and snails. They look horrible and taste horrible but will keep you full of energy in winter times.

Navigation of the Highschool terrain can be challenging. There are so many crevices between mountains that it is very easy to get lost. Additionally, the region is so vast that walking across it would take at least a day. You are better off sticking to one area at a time and moving on when you need to.

Beware of the senior mating season. In this period of time, seniors become very aggressive in order to attract mates. It is best to avoid them since they are virtually invincible. Also, they undergo unusual rituals such as 'football' and 'basketball' intended to determine the alpha male senior. Don't interrupt these. It'll be the last thing you do in your life.

The only ritual I understand is 'football'. It involves a meek person holding a ball and throwing it at a person whom he deems worthy. Whoever manages to keep hold of the ball wins. However, people may attempt to wrestle him for the ball.

I hope this guide will help you to survive the harsh wilderness that is known as 'highschool'. Bye!