Hello, everyone.
I wish I were here with some fun and exciting news, but unfortunately what I'm here for is of a more urgent and frightening nature.

Today while going about my usual business on the site I discovered something huge and devastating.

I was flipping down the main page and accidentally clicked on something I'd never seen before. Maybe it just showed up or maybe I just never look at anything that isn't the blogs, the chats, or the polls, but it's here now and doesn't seem to be going away.

I was taken to a strangely uncanny looking site that was very similar to this site, DSi Paint, but still very different. So similar but different that already I've described it the same way three times in just two sentences.

One difference between this site and the other is the size. It's so large that when you're on it you and everything around you becomes smaller, including your DSi screen.

The other site is also very secretive; there several features DSi users can't even look at. What are you hiding, 3DS Paint?!

But what's most threatening is that there are near exact duplicates of every user on this site, except they're bigger than us! They can see all we do! And their leader seems to be Hulkbreach, a name I saw Gamertjr's duplicate mention in a chat! Hulkbreach is obviously a Hullbreach duplicate who exposed himself to gamma radiation.

Hulkbreach is unstoppable, invulnerable, and lives to cause destruction with his super strength which can be increased through emotion alone.

We must all stop Hulkbreach and his evil clone army before they get us first. We must fight! We must survive!