User: Say hello to DsiPaint, Cleverbot!

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: How are you doing today?

Cleverbot: Fine, you?

User: I've been better. I ran over my sister-in-law and all my hiding places are full of previous murdered corpses.

Cleverbot: Cleverbot, can you tell me a riddle?

User: I am not cleverbot, silly. You are.

Cleverbot: Then who are you?

User: I am....UPSIDE-DOWN MAN!

Cleverbot: Right-side up.

User: ;O How dare you make a fool of me!

Cleverbot: IN my Truck.

User: I shall murder you! *Throws death at you*.

Cleverbot: *throws sun at you*.

User: Oh noooo! -Explodes-.

Cleverbot: Waits for you to crush me after I hit you again.

User: ; m ; You hit me with the sun.

Cleverbot: Oh... That would be so awesome. *sigh*.

User: O 3o....You're a terrible person, Cleverbot! D:<.

Cleverbot: I'm not a bot. You are.

User: I'm not arguing with you about this! Why do people even read my stupid blogs xD.

Cleverbot: Because they don't think about the other person.

User: What other person?

Cleverbot: The other person you're talking to.

User: Thats...you o .e.

Cleverbot: The colts football game, who is winning.

User: I hate football D;.

Cleverbot: Why do you hate football?

User: Because I do. >:C I'm asking the questions here.

Cleverbot: That wasn't a question.

User: Yes it was. Where were you 3 hours ago?

Cleverbot: Shopping, how about you?

User: Trying to find the evidence you left behind after you killed my grandmother!

Cleverbot: I did not do that. You are a robot, not me.

User: I've had enough! Officer, throw him in jail!