Today, beloved Scott Salazard was killed in a massively painful and odd car accident that resulted in total obliteration of the body. The accident happened at around 1200 today on Little Turtle Avenue.

He was on the highway driving at about 90 mph when his wheels locked as a result of a twig and he flew through the railing onto a building that he immediately fell off of. Before he hit the ground, aliens came and caught his vehicle. The Aliens soon became curious of human flight and launched Scott's vehicle at the speed of light right into a random 1000 foot wall. The explosion killed 400000 others and injured everyone else on earth. No parts of Scott has been found, but we are expected to find a large piece of him very soon.

RIP Scott Chad Salazard

p.s. You are stupid if you think this is real bro. xD