Hello, everyone.
I come to you today with a great favor to ask. Any help is appreciated.

My eyes have gone missing.

I woke up today cheerful as ever, ready to put my best foot forward, and after a few minutes of enjoying the beautiful sight of the sunrise I took a look around and suddenly realized... I couldn't see my eyes anywhere!

At first I wasn't worried. I was sure I'd just misplaced them somewhere. I checked under my pillow but no luck. I checked under my bed and in my drawers. Again, nothing.

I searched every last nook and cranny in my room but my eyes were nowhere in sight. I decided to take a break from looking for my eyes because I only saw my room plain as always with no sign of my eyes anywhere.

Where were my eyes? Where had they gone? Would they ever come into my vision? And how had this happened? How could my eyes, something so close and precious to me, have just gone missing with no trace of where they'd gone or what had happened? Things looked dark.

When I came back from watching the old 50s documentary I'd rented the week before, I went into the bathroom when clear as day, I saw my eyes.

They were somewhere I hadn't thought to look; the mirror.
But what was that? A person?
Someone in the mirror had my eyes.

A startlingly attractive person in the mirror has stolen my eyes.
Now I ask you, my fellow Paint users, to help me retrieve my eyes from the mirror person. I can't do it alone. They mimic my every move and block me from my eyes.

Please, anything you can do to help is welcome. Help me find my eyes.

And to those who don't think this matters, think about this: What happens when mirror people think they can simply take what's our's with no resistance from us? They'll just keep taking and taking until we have nothing, not even our own bodies.

We need to take this as a chance to show mirror people that they can't just take our things. Help before they take your things too.

Canned eyes aren't easy to come by.