Dr. Pepper is so great,
You'll guzzle it down in a heartbeat,
You can't cheat the wonderful taste,
If you do it'll be such a waste.

Dr. Pepper comes in a red can,
You don't have to be American,
To get the wonderful taste of Dr. Pepper,
It's such an over achiever.

I drink it myself,
I like it so much I don't even set it on a shelf,
If you do,
Than you're a smelly bamboo.

If you don't,
Than I should bring you to the battlefront,
But I love you* too much to do that,
Even though your a meat eating bobcat.

Dr. Pepper has 23 great flavors,
The flavors are so good you have to use a calculator,
To figure out how many flavors you taste,
The best thing about it is that it has no after taste.

This is the last verse of this blog,
It's gonna end so I don't flog,
I just hope you like it,
This is goodbye for a little bit.