"horrible thing!" i said, that beef jerky has done it again. I watched the whole thing go by as if i was in a movie theater. people started closing there eyes as a sandstorm blew across the desert started by a windy explosion. I made a ._. face as if nothing happend, but it did. Soon when it was over, you couldn'd even see what it was in there. when bob the builder set a bomb while building something for the poor on pourpos, i farted. then the bomb blew it off. i watched, then went home. while drving, i noticed strange roblox-like pieces of bricks flying out comming out what seems like a vortex, a big unoticable one. i was the only one who noticed it because only certain people can see it. i thought to my self i roblox acidently created a vortex leading from roblox to the real world. i wonder why. i just starred at it. so vivid, so real. then i woke up from my dream. still don't know having that dream, i kind of thought about it. then i might have been some kind of message sent by someone with cool powers. i lol'd then i went to the computer. when i turned it on, it started up as usual, and yeh. it was normal. but when i started up roblox, an error message poped up and it said "roblox had an error while starting up, please contact info@roblox.com for more information". part two coming soon.
Part 1.2:
"LULZ," 11-year-old me said, as he said, as he whipped out his DSi XL. He opened up Internet Browser, and went to DSiPaint to spit out even more n00b nonsense on the forums. As he laboriously typed on the tiny touch-screen keyboard with his one broken stylus, a vortex appeared above him. 11-year-old me felt light gusts of air from above, but didn't care to look down as he tapped letters to form indescribable nonsense.