Barack Obama and Mitt Romney are the two big horses in this horse race. But why not choose a different horse? That's what I intend to do. My party is "The Horse Party" and is off the political spectrum. We create our own spectrum.

Obama and Romney want to improve our budget. What should we do? Go communist. That's the only answer on our current spectrum. But you can now choose horsism; a new ideology. We aim to gallop ahead and fix the budget.

But what about tax?

Never fear reader, we are abolishing ALL tax and substituting it for public sector business. We still have a free market system but they get half of the profits.

But how do I earn money?

You don't. We give you an allowance. Unless we decide not to give you one. You have no guarantee of your allowance.

What about education?

There's no need for it. Anyone who is intelligent goes to another country so nobody can challenge our rule quickly.

What about democracy?

Er... I... Next question please!

Will we wage wars?

Purely for your entertainment. Our first war is against the UN. Then we have Europe planned; it's only a exhibition war so it doesn't mean anything.

What about us?

Gladiator fights? I don't know...

No I meant-

I know what you meant.

Horsism is a popular party. 0.1% are undecided as to whether they should vote. So don't be that 0.1%, be the 99.9%! Vote horsism! Vote fairness!