First off Raison lied to y'all, kids really come from pigs. Yes pigs, well you're probably wondering how, let me tell you so you'll stop wondering.

When a mommy pig and a daddy pig love each other very much, they eat a lot of food. From nine or ten months, they go on a eating spree. Eating everything you can think of, yes even you. How did you think they made human children, with magic? No they eat humans. Enough of them eating you.

So after those nine or ten months, the mommy pig and daddy pig are very big and plump. The pigs both get a really bad stomach ache and go over to some really deep mud to sleep and rest up because they know what"s coming.

It's the next day, their stomach is feeling better, but for some reason they weren't in the mud anymore. Where are they you might ask. They're in the hospital of course, they can't lay the eggs in mud. Yes we come from pigs and hatch like chickens. Weird huh? Actually no, it's perfectly normal.

Anyway back to the pigs and us hatching. Yes the hospital, they couldn't lay us in the mud. The mud has bacteria and other stuff that could get to the eggs. The pigs stomachs start hurting again, but this time it wasn't of eating too much. It was because the pigs were having children. Yes daddy pig also have kids, its just not the mommy pig that gets to lay the eggs.

Pop! There's one egg. Pop, pop, pop! There's three more! It was popcorn, the eggs came out of no where. The pigs didn't have to lay them. The eggs just magically came out. One by one the eggs were appearing, but that was just the mommy laying the eggs so far. The father was astonished that he wasn't laying any eggs.

After a while he was just sitting there, waiting. Nothing, not even a signal showing that he was having eggs yet. Then he remembered The daddy has to be asleep to have eggs. Well by the time he remembered that it was already night fall. So he decided to take a nap.

Later that night he woke up to very faint popping sounds. Pop, pop, pop, pop. That's when Mr. daddy pig realized he's having eggs. Eyes wide, mouth closed. Staring at the biggest egg that he ever had. Crack, ding, bang! 5 kids came out of it.

That is how the human race started. Pigs were here first, not humans.

"A good head and a good heart are always a formidable combination." - Nelson Mandela