As some of you may know, I recently wrote a blog saying people still had hope and that as long as we have hope we still have a future. As it turns out, hope isn't actually enough to save us all. I didn't take into account the fact that hope doesn't have any physical shape or properties. It's just an abstract concept. Hope alone can't do anything to save us from impending doom.

You're probably wondering what impending doom I may be typing about, especially since in the past I've brought up so many others. I assure you this latest one is by far the single greatest threat to humanity yet.

Yesterday while going about my day, I could feel something odd, and I couldn't quite tell what it was. There was a feeling of a sort of pressure on me. It was as though a source of blazing hot energy was emitting an angry aura of sorts. I could tell those around me felt the presence as well because many of them had begun to sweat; probably out of fear.

Fear of what, you may ask?! I'll tell you, but BE WARNED! What I'm about to reveal is so shocking that the unprepared will immediately go blind so as to help themself deny this irrefutable fact. Those with heart conditions should leave.

At this very moment, above half the world's heads there's a ball of fire of so mindboggling proportion that it dwarfs even Jupiter. It's circling the Earth and impact is imminent.

If that wasn't bad enough, the evil ball of fire has also gained support of the world's scientists. They've gone mad and say we need it to live. Here's a conversation I just had with one:

RdC: Sir, what's going on?! What's the giant ball of fire doing there in the sky?! It didn't used to be there!

Scientist: What the hell are talking about? That's the Sun. It's always been there.

RdC: You know it's name? Are you working with it?! Damn you! You'd do this to your own people?! You've killed us all!

I tried finding out more, but he ran away. Probably out of shame.

So here we have it. We're all doomed.