It was a sad day for us all when Waffle King did not turn up to the presidential debate scheduled between himself and Old Man Skunk. Many people wondered if this was because Waffle was unreliable, or a let-down, or worse, uncaring. (Honestly, can you imagine Waffle being uncaring? Please now.)

Well, I'm here to deliver the shocking truth behind Waffle's tardiness.

You see, it was all an elaborate ploy set up by OMS himself to sabotage Waffle's campaign.

The reason Waffle king was late to the debate, is because he was busy rescuing a family from a burning building. A building made of mud and twigs. As we all know, twigs are highly flammable. Who is the main distributor of twigs? OLD MAN SKUNK!

You connecting the dots yet?

Now, Old Man Skunk knew he couldn't beat Waffle in a debate. Waffle was too altruistic, loyal, trustworthy and wise. So OMS came up with a cunning plan to take advantage of these traits.

By selling a family faulty twigs to build their house, OMS knew that it would only take the tiniest spark to set it ablaze. Then he simply waited in the shadows for Waffle to return from his volunteering at the local black disabled orphanage soup kitchen. While Waffle was running past on his charity fun-run, OMS set the house on fire with the owners still inside.

Waffle, being the righteous, responsible and caring person that he is, had no choice but to abandon his own safety and run into the house to save the people trapped within, with only five minutes to the presidential debate.

Well, it was a very big family. Lots of children, aunts, uncles and stuff. So obviously rescuing them all took ages. It was because of his selfless disregard for his own safety and his powerful devotion to his people that Waffle was late to the debate.

So you see, not only did OMS commit arson, but he endangered the lives of many people, and deliberately sabotaged Waffle's chances at the debate. He knew full well that Waffle would win, so his only option was to cheat.

Well I say that this shocking turn of events makes it clear that Old Man Skunk is not a responsible leader for a children's birthday party, let alone an entire country!

As Waffle King's official spokesperson, I hope you can all join me in heartily congratulating Waffle on his fine work in rescuing the poor victims of Old Man Skunk's lust for power.

I hope I can count on you all to make the right decision, and to vote Waffle King!