Hello. I'm here to spread awareness of a growing problem which I cannot stand to see go unstopped!

Two days ago I was visitted by demons.

They knocked on my door and when I opened up I saw a group of three feet tall creatures holding baskets. One was a witch, another was entirely red with a tail, and the rest were various other beastly monsters. They were chantng some evil curse "TRICK OR TREAT"!

Naturally, I took the initiative in destroying these demons. I grabbed a brick I keep near the door at all times just in case this ever happens and took chase.

While after the screaming little demons, I threw my brick into the police station window to quickly alert them of what was going on.

Then I saw a group of people and tried to rally them into helping me destroy the demons. But what happened was instead of helping me the people tried to protect the demons. Obviously devil worshippers!

When I went to search for help, I kept seeing many more demons and when I tried asking others for help I had the same result as with the devil worshippers. The streets were flooded with demons and devil worshippers!

Thinking back, I realised this seems to happen every year. Of course I couldn't take down all this alone. That's why when I saw a policeman I ran to tell him of the evil that's been going on for years.

He had a handlebar moustache, was wearing very tight shorts with his legs uncovered(probably for easier running), his shirt unbuttoned revealing a chest covered in glitter, and a night stick which read "Watch out, naughty boys". This man of the law was my only hope.

I told him what had happened and he told me to wait there while he went for backup. He then turned and ran like hell.

Later, a squad car arrived, the police ran out, tackled me to the ground, and now I'm sitting in a jail cell with the phone I sneaked in. This is obviously an elaborate scheme to trick the demons and catch them off guard.

Stop the demons! Don't be a devil worshipper!