Do you have a pet fish that needs a clean tank? You can to the right blog to find out how!

First of all, Get a blender. Plug it in, put 15 cups of soy sauce in, and your pet fish. That will keep your pet fish in good condition.

Now, Pour out all the water in the fishtank into your nearest Walmart/Target store during 2am in the morning with your cousin from Puerto Rico.

When you get back home, fill the fishtank with the following ingridients: Bleach,Red Hair Dye,A duck's beak, and ________(Your most prized possesion here.)

Your fish is now ready for the fish tank! Before you put it in the fish tank, go to the blender and put it on high. Now pour the remains of your pet fish into the fish tank. Enjoy!

And yes, I "am" a highly-trained fish expert.